No, not really. But I sure got you worked up, didn't I?
Actually, I'm being vetted as a possible replacement for Sarah Palin in case she drops out of the race.
I mean, why not? I'm an American from a small town. I look pretty sharp when I wear glasses, too.
And hey, the country I'm living in now shares borders with a whole lotta foreign countries! That certainly qualifies me to be Vice-President, and maybe even President, of the USA.
I mean, I can see Spain from here! And I even know the name of its president!
It-- it's funny that a comment like that was-- kind of made to-- cari-- I don't know, you know?